Boyfriend.

I know especially since i was four hours away all weekend lol idk im glad it was you as my partner than anyone else they could say lol

jessicaisaballer:

joeymarxsen:

Well baby after this weekend if you want to quit fooling around just let me know im not scared to settle down with a nice young catch like yourself lol

jessicaisaballer:

I want one. I just crave that mutual feeling of adoration.

Sigh..

Hahaha. Ha. Right. Jeeze, hands down the most random thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Idk where they got such an idea.

Boyfriend.

Well baby after this weekend if you want to quit fooling around just let me know im not scared to settle down with a nice young catch like yourself lol

jessicaisaballer:

I want one. I just crave that mutual feeling of adoration.

Sigh..

hey joey

hey joey the military wants to give you this medical exam
ok sounds good right WRONG
i drive 2 hrs to get looked at and told that i have two life threatening problems that are unexplainable and since im not on house i kinda freaked
my stepmom said bullshit bullshit bullshit and had a serious test done on me
turns out that old fart and his foreign exchange assistant didnt know what they were talking about and im just fine

only if i didnt have to see a specialist for the military now

Madea goes to jail and i almost join her

Friday the opening night of madea goes to jail i almost join her   i was waiting in line when this shrek looking bitch tries to tell me that me and my friends are going to have to go to the back because her momma’s sister’s auntie’s cousin’s ex-boyfriend’s nephew twice removed had saved those spots in line   after a heated arguement that had a few choice words in it   she threated to call the cops  i shut her up with the good ole race card  i simply told her  who is the cop going to believe the hysterical black girl or the calm white boy   she quite then because she didnt have the english skills above a third grader and she was all out of starberry soda   it was eventful i would say

new

sebastian im only tryin this to see some funny shit